[Dick Spit No. 2018-02] Should you ever hear me say (or write) – usually in some fuckstration about someone, “Some people aren’t worth the spit from my dick”, I want you to know that I mean those words both figuratively and literally because they’re true; my dick spit (i.e. precum, semen/cum) is fuckin’ precious and delicious to me!
Yes, I said my dick spit is delicious! (Some readers will know and/or can relate to and appreciate what I mean and am saying.)
You see, I’ll only share my dick spit with – and/or allow to suck my dick (to get the dick spit) – someone for whom I may already have (and might expect to continue having) some measure or degree of respect … even if that person has momentarily fuckstrated or angered me.
On that note, I feel the same way whenever I tell someone to “Kiss my brown ass” or to “Lick my tight bunghole”. I don’t say those things to just anyone; oh, no. Other than to a sexual partner – to whom such words would be expected as either a prelude to or in the passion of us having sex, I might only say quips like that to someone who may have fuckstrated or angered me for the moment but for whom I may already have (and may expect to continue having) a certain degree of respect.
Regarding “respect” – don’t get it twisted:
I believe that having or showing respect for someone doesn’t necessarily nor always mean that you actually like or love that person in part or in whole. Respect is often and/or can be given or received in different forms. For example, you may simply happen to appreciate (e.g., respect) a person either for who they are, for their position or status in society – and/or for their significant contribution to society, or perhaps for their occupation. It doesn’t have to be anything more than that.
I neither mince nor waste words when I speak or write anything. When it comes to expressing particular quips regarding my body parts, I tend to choose them – and the persons to whom I might say them to, most carefully. Therefore, if I have zero respect for a person then that person simply isn’t worth – much less will be given an invitation – to touch my body or any part of it, nor will he or she be allowed to get anywhere near it.
Enjoy the humor found in this post (but I’m quite serious).