… you’re looking at some gay erotica, become sexually aroused, and were just about to “play with yourself” (i.e. masturbate) when someone either rings your doorbell, knocks on your room door, or your visiting mom or dad downstairs shout out your name. Damn.
(Don’t fret; the “about-to-masturbate interruptus” has happened to all of us.)
RENZO’S SIDE NOTE: The gifs in this post are from a scene in Season One of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ Netflix’s darker, so-not-campy version of the 1970’s Archie comic book character, TV cartoon, and later 1990s TV situation comedy series called ‘Sabrina, The Teenage Witch’. Featured in the gifs is character Ambrose Spellman, portrayed by the very handsome and sexy, 22 year-old British actor, Chance Perdomo. In my eyes, Chance certainly qualifies as one of the “dudes I’d like to fuck“ (DILF). In the series, Ambrose is the beloved and trusted pansexual warlock cousin of Sabrina Spellman.
Season Two of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ is scheduled to begin streaming on Netflix on April 5th, 2019.