… you simply feel like putting on a show; a very sexy show!
Featuring specially selected images of clothed, semi-nude, or fully nude men (and other random images of masculinity).
One of the sweetest things which many of us men (especially those of us who love men) love most about the warm days in the spring, summer, and fall/autumn seasons, is our opportunity to see all kinds of human eye candy on the street. Take the scene in this photo for example…which of course qualifies as an excellent “That Moment When…” type of situation.
You see this handsome guy on the street and can’t help but take notice of how he’s dressed. Obviously, he’s freeballing. (Sweet!) He sees that your eyes are aimed down at his waist. He’s such a tease yet chooses to play dumb when he says to you in a gruff manner:
“What the fuck you staring at?”
You look up at him, smile, and say…
“I’m simply admiring that well-kept pubic bush you’ve got, brutha; and how you seem proud showing off part of it.”
He smirks at you, strokes his beard as he nods his head, and says…
“Aight… cool. Well, there’s more to see below … that is, if you’re interested.”
To which you say…
“But of course I’m interested. Lead the way!”
… that look of lust in your friend’s eyes tell you that he’s getting so-o-o-o laid tonight!
… you’re looking at some gay erotica, become sexually aroused, and were just about to “play with yourself” (i.e. masturbate) when someone either rings your doorbell, knocks on your room door, or your visiting mom or dad downstairs shout out your name. Damn.
(Don’t fret; the “about-to-masturbate interruptus” has happened to all of us.)
RENZO’S SIDE NOTE: The gifs in this post are from a scene in Season One of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ Netflix’s darker, so-not-campy version of the 1970’s Archie comic book character, TV cartoon, and later 1990s TV situation comedy series called ‘Sabrina, The Teenage Witch’. Featured in the gifs is character Ambrose Spellman, portrayed by the very handsome and sexy, 22 year-old British actor, Chance Perdomo. In my eyes, Chance certainly qualifies as one of the “dudes I’d like to fuck“ (DILF). In the series, Ambrose is the beloved and trusted pansexual warlock cousin of Sabrina Spellman.
Season Two of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ is scheduled to begin streaming on Netflix on April 5th, 2019.
… he catches you looking at his booty (and seems quite pleased about it).
… and don’t mind posting a meme like this because it holds so much truth!
… your eyes – and the eyes of your arresting officer, instantly meet during his body search; and the unspoken visual message between you indicates a mutual enjoyment of what’s happening.