That Moment When…

… you were so horny yesterday! You had meant to masturbate but simply could not find the time. That is, until nowAnd oh, fuck; how that sexual self-healing felt good!

Sexual self-healing

Saturday’s Options (6)

MP SatOpts-1 (Winter carwash fun)

Over at my friend Roger P.’s blog called ReNude Pride (click the blog title or here for the link), Roger writes an interesting article about a fun winter time activity called S’Naked.

S’Naked is a portmanteau word, blending the two words “snow” and “naked”. Now, if you’re neither a nudist nor a naturist then neither the word nor the winter activity “s’naked” will mean a thing to you. (Which is too bad because doing almost anything in the nude that’s relatively safe can be fun and relaxing!) However, for the rest of us who always look for or find any reason to shed our clothing, an activity like “s’naked” – or doing just about anything in the nude (again, that’s relatively safe) – or which is as close to nudity as possible, would be fun.
NOTE: Take neither shame nor shyness in showing your physical nakedness, regardless of how others see or might perceive and/or judge your physical appearance or attributes!

Now, apologies to my dear fellow and longtime naked blogging friend, Roger but my playtime in the winter wouldn’t be in the snow; well, let me clarify: it would not be like the fun shown or implied in the photos of the hot guys featured in Roger’s S’Naked article. Mind you, I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m being a wuss or a pussy about doing the s’naked thing. Granted, I am a nudist and, when reasonably (and legally) possible, I try to practice naturism, too. However, I have my limits on what I will and will not do while nude, especially when I’m outside/outdoors. You see, I’m a much older man now and frankly, fucking around or (to make up a word Roger might use) s’naked-ing (naked in the snow) – particularly in ice-cold temperatures, or worse, in below-zero temperatures (such as those we often have during winter in Michigan), without wearing a stitch of protective clothing of some sort, simply would not be a wise nor a healthy thing for me. Besides, I’m hoping to live as long, if not longer than my friend Roger. I also have a selfish desire to still look sexy and somewhat physically desirable when I hit my 90s. LOL! (What do you say to that, Rog?) (*sends playful slap to Roger’s cold, naked butt.*) Of course, I’m all for watching other guys get naked and frolic in the snow. Oh, fuck yeah! Go for it, guys! My camera is ready! *snickers*

Still, not to worry fellas! I haven’t completely abandoned my winter outdoor fun. Nope! At least once a week, when it’s bright and sunny, and outside temperatures in winter are anywhere between 35 and 50 degrees – above zero, you may find me dressed – not in a winter coat, gloves, and ear muffs, but instead wearing a pair of jeans (no underwear, because I do not wear underwear with jeans), sneakers (no socks), a hoodie (t-shirt underneath) and my favorite skull-cap (to help retain the body heat I already have and to protect my completely bald head). You’ll find me conducting a manual or hand washing of my car or perhaps driving through my favorite automatic car wash station. After the car has been washed, the next thing you’ll find me doing is vacuuming the car interior, followed by me doing the final detail of drying all my car windows. Next, I’m doing a detailed clean wipe-down of the chrome rims on my tires. (Yes, I’m that particular about my car!) I wash my car several times during the winter months. I do that not only to keep it looking good (because I prefer and enjoy driving a clean car) but more importantly to wash away all the paint-eating, rust-causing salt residue and dirty snow, ice, and slush debris that splashed on and under my car as I drove the streets and which was splashed on and under my car by other vehicles.

In short, if I were a much younger man, and outside winter temperatures were as I’ve stated earlier, I might be more like the guy in the photo posted in this article: semi-naked, wearing only pair of briefs or (more preferably) boxers, and a warm cap. I’d be dressed just enough to be comfortable, sexy, and while looking a bit odd or crazy for winter, still sexually appealing to any onlookers.

Enjoy your Saturday!

– Renzo

Saturday’s Options (5)

MP SatOpts-5 (with friend or partner)

Consider spending the day chillaxin’ with either your best friend, your lover/partner, or with that fuck buddy/friend with benefits who is just as intellectual as you are.
– Renzo

*DILF: Justin Bieber

[Dick Spit No. 2017-05] Aight. I admit it: Among many of the adult male and female human beings I find attractive – both physically and intellectually, included among them is an attraction for younger males; guys who – ideally and preferably, look or at least appear to be between the ages of say, 20 through 25. Of course, there are a number of beautiful-looking teen-aged boys who range in ages 17 to 19 years old but I have absolutely no psychological or sexual interest in them. I have a skill and a strong mindset to instinctively and automatically ignore, not pursue, and certainly not flirt or mess with any male whom I know or even remotely suspect is a minor, nor with any male who happens to appear and/or behave that young. Uh-huh. Nope. I know jail bait when I can see or sense it! (More about potential jail bait later.)

Here’s the thing: I know physical human beauty when I see it. Still, at my age I prefer, would continue to pursue and have sex with, and – should the opportunity ever present itself, date guys who are physically and/or (preferably) intellectually in the age group of mid-30s and up. My cutoff of that pursuit would probably be guys who are in their mid-to-late 60s since I prefer not to sex or date any man who is ten or more years older than me. I understand that some people may or will disagree with my reasoning and I’m fine with that.

Now, on to my thoughts about Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber-1 (age 21,underwear, sleep, inked)
Let me make clear for the record that I do not personally know Canadian singer and songwriter Justin Bieber. I wouldn’t mind meeting him but I’m neither a fan, listener, nor collector of his work. It’s not that his music is “too young” for me (it is) but his work simply has never appealed to me musically.

Justin Drew Bieber was born on March 1, 1994. As of this blog article that makes him 23 years old. When Justin became “legal aged” a few years earlier, I saw a number of nasty and disparaging things on social media said about the young man. Justin Bieber-2 (nude)Such comments all came from same-gender-loving (SGL) men. Those guys were each entitled to their opinions about Justin but I can’t recall reading a comment from any one of them which said that given a chance, they would sleep with Justin. Now, I suppose during the course of Justin’s career, some of his actual and alleged negative activities brought a lot of the harsh attitudes he receives upon himself. Still, since I don’t know the man nor am I part of his inner circle and environment, I can’t put much if any stock or belief in half the shit I read about him on social media and in the tabloids. Frankly, I don’t care how Justin chooses to live and conduct his life. I don’t care so long as he isn’t directly hurting anyone or doing anything which would or which might negatively impact or burden general society.

The bottom line:
Justin Bieber-3 (fapping GIF) Regardless of how any SGL man might feel about Justin Bieber, if given the opportunity there are some of us – myself shamelessly included, who wouldn’t mind fucking him. I just feel we ought to be seriously real and honest with ourselves about that.

– Renzo

(*Dudes I’d Like to Fuck (DILF) is the first of a Masculine Perspectives series.)

A Word About Fuck Buddies

[Dick Spit No. 2017-04] No matter how good the sex, no fuck buddy or “friend with benefits” who is suffering with a crisis of conscience is ever worth having or keeping in your life. Dump such motherfuckers already and move on.
Seriously.
– Renzo

A Crisis of Conscience

 

Saturday’s Options (4)

MP SatOpts-3 (game play with a buddy)

Any time, on any given Saturday, is an excellent time to enjoy staying naked all day, next to your partner or fuck buddy, playing and enjoying video games.
– Renzo