I Hate Cats!

Some people like and even love cats, which of course, is why many of them own the damn things as pets. I unapologetically hate* cats! I’m glad Nature has blessed (not cursed) me to be allergic to those accursed creatures. Cats looking mean as fuckHowever, even were I not allergic to cats (a medical professional diagnosis made way back in my 20’s) I would never own a cat nor want to be around them. I simply do not like nor do I trust cats. (Didn’t I just say I hate them?)
Because I consider cats to be self-centered/selfish-as-fuck creatures, I doubt they could ever be continuously and unconditionally loyal to and tolerant of humans. Now, I didn’t need the embedded video below to show or prove any of that to me. I’ve witnessed for years the kind of cat behavior shown in the video.

I’ve had sex with people who owned a cat or two (sometimes there’d be three) in their home. Let me tell you; it’s certainly something I’d prefer not to ever do again.

AN ANECDOTE:  I recall one occasion of how annoyed I got with the damn felines jumping all over the bed and being near me and my [sex] partner while I was busy “laying pipe” (i.e. fucking, having sex)UGH! On two other separate occasions, just the cat dander in the living and bed rooms of each of those cat-owning partners caused me to have sneezing fits. And on yet a fourth occasion, I suffered constant itching as I laid in bed after sex. I remember scratching my entire naked body from my bald head to my feet. I wasn’t aware until a few moments later that my [sex] partner not only owned one cat but two – and would always allow them to sit or play on the bed. Shower Tyme-ctAnyway, the itching got so bad that I immediately jumped out of that bed, took a long cold shower, and went home. I was still itching – and sneezing – all the way home, followed by other symptoms of allergy/hay fever such as watery and sore eyes and runny nose.

The moment I got in the door of my apartment, I immediately stripped naked. It was a summer evening so all I had on that day were a t-shirt, pair of shorts, and flip-flops which I kicked in the corner of the foyer. I ran to my bathroom, hopped in the shower, and turn on the cold water. I just stood there under the cold stream of water, propping myself up against the shower wall. That cold water immediately relieved the itching. As I began to feel better from those itching symptoms, I warmed the water just a bit and began my normal soap cleansing. When I got done with showering, I took some allergy meds, made some hot tea, grabbed a box of tissues, and chilled in my recliner until I fell asleep. It took me two days to see significant recovery from that allergy. It was that bad.

Having experiences like that in the anecdote means that I will not knowingly date nor continue to date someone who owns a cat(s). It’s either me or the cat(s). No feline creature and I can ever be in the same room or home for very long, and certainly not in the bed where I’m having sex.

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* DISCLAIMERMy feelings about cats does not in any way whatsoever imply nor does it remotely suggest that I would ever harm or see harm done to a cat. Most cats are domesticated creatures. I respect their right to live except in those particular situations where they would pose a life-threatening danger either to myself or to someone else. It’s how I feel about dogs for which I have a great love.

FINAL NOTE: It should be evident that this article – like many others published on Masculine Perspectives, is one of personally expressed opinion and personal experience – mine. As such, I’d appreciate it if all the cat owners/lovers reading this article would kindly spare me their harsh criticisms. I’m aware that some readers who own and/or love cats might find the article (and video) “inaccurate” and/or offensive or even “insensitive”. Such personal thinking and sensitivities do not concern me and certainly have no influence on Masculine Perspectives.

– Renzo

Saturday’s Options (13)

Wow. The weekend sure got here quick; or so it seems that way! Some of us had a very long, slow-as-fuck kind of week. For the rest of us, the week was hellish and the weekend simply couldn’t get here fast enough! Well, the weekend is here!
Here’s to hoping that everyone who wanted…or who needed just two straight days to catch a breath and relax will be able to do so. Perhaps you can catch that uh…breath with a… friend. You know the kind; that person who can offer you certain sexual benefits.

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Whether you decide to spend this weekend (or any weekend) either alone, with a fuck buddy, or with that friend with benefits, try to be safe, remember to play safe, and have fun!

Enjoy the day and the weekend, fellas!

– Renzo

Saturday’s Options (12)

I know it’s been a while since I posted here but …I’m back! I figured I may as well invite you guys to join me (and this fyne man in the photo) in chillin’ out today. You know, it won’t be long before summer turns into my second favorite season of nature…AUTUMN. That just means that in some parts of the world, many of us won’t be able to show off our sexy nude and semi-nude bodies as much in the openness of nature.
*sigh*

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Whatever the season, I still intend to be grown ‘n sexy outdoors just as I always am when indoors … no matter what (or who) I do. And you should too!

Enjoy the day and the weekend, fellas!

– Renzo

Saturday’s Options (11)

I have no idea what the fuck to do today except…chill. Oh, sure. I’ve got several things I can do but hey: as of this writing, the semi-finals of the World Cup 2018 (happening in Russia) is on TV and…. it’s Belgium vs England. (See the schedule below.)
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FIFA WC 2018 (Semi-Finals, Final sched)Since today and tomorrow (Sunday, July 15) are the last two days of the FIFA World Cup, how about those of us who love men’s soccer …*ahem*… I mean, futbol, spend some of this weekend watching that most popular (and sexiest) of male competitive sports? After all, soccer is the shit, baby. I thought everyone knew that.

Fellas, whatever you decide to do this weekend, be safe, have fun, and enjoy it!

– Renzo

*DILF: Keiynan Lonsdale

Keiynan Lonsdale-2[Dick Spit No. 2018-05] This post of Masculine Perspectives’ DILF may most be appreciated by fans of very handsome actor, dancer, and singer-songwriter Keiynan Lonsdale! My long sexual attraction to Keiynan and my fetish for hairy armpits on handsome men took special notice to Keiynan’s hairy armpits (hence another reason for this post) which are shown several times in the Preach music video that Keiynan did. *Drool*  Check it out!S/N: [Click here or https://genius.com/Keiynan-lonsdale-preach-lyrics to see/read the lyrics to Preach.]

The official music video of Preach was released June 29, 2018. The song track single is available for listening and download on Apple iTunes and on Amazon.com. Read the short article published by Pride.com about Keiynan Lonsdale and Preach.

ARTIST BACKGROUND: Keiynan Lonsdale, 26, is from Sydney, Australia. In 2017 he stated on social media that he is attracted to people regardless of their gender. Although a number of news outlets have initially stated that he is bisexual, Keiynan himself prefers not to label his sexuality. The man is not only good looking but is quite talented in my opinion. Then again, because I’ve got the DILF hots for him, my opinion is biased. Click here to read the Wikipedia write-up on Keiynan Lonsdale.

Keiynan stars/starred as character ‘Wally West/Kid Flash’ on the CW network series The Flash and on DC’s Legends of Tomorrow (aka ‘Legends of Tomorrow’). Those two television shows have not made the best use of that man’s talents. As some readers know, Keiynan has also starred in a few movie films including The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015), The Divergent Series: Allegiant (2016), and the 2018 American romantic teen comedy-drama film Love Simon.

On a related note …
Kiss The Boy
 is another Keiynan Lonsdale original music video and song track I love and which other fans of his may find of interest and enjoyment. (Read the Billboard.com article.) This song is also available for listening and downloading.

S/N: [Click here or https://genius.com/Keiynan-lonsdale-kiss-the-boy-lyrics to see/read the lyrics to Kiss The Boy.]

(*Dudes I’d Like to Fuck (DILF) is part of a Masculine Perspectives series.)

– Renzo

That Moment When…

… you neglected to lube up, thinking his hungry, young virgin ass was gonna be so-o-o-o easy to stick your dick into. And being the uh…cocky top that you are, it was a sure bet that it would be you who would be breaking him in! Uh-huh. Sure.
Now you’re the one with the broke dick because you couldn’t penetrate that ass as easy as you thought. Staggering in pain, you can’t help but take one last look at that fyne, sweet, smooth, tight, young virgin ass; one that’s still intact; ready to be busted by the dick of some other dude…one who won’t neglect to lube up.
Talk about missed opportunities.
 Damn.
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Confessions (LGBT Pride)

Yesterday (June 30, 2018) I attended and enjoyed both the LGBT Pride festival and the afterparty drag show held in my area. The only sour note to my entire day turned out being the same whenever I attended such events in previous years: I always end up going alone and never make any new friends.
Sucks.
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