That Moment When…

… you neglected to lube up, thinking his hungry, young virgin ass was gonna be so-o-o-o easy to stick your dick into. And being the uh…cocky top that you are, it was a sure bet that it would be you who would be breaking him in! Uh-huh. Sure.
Now you’re the one with the broke dick because you couldn’t penetrate that ass as easy as you thought. Staggering in pain, you can’t help but take one last look at that fyne, sweet, smooth, tight, young virgin ass; one that’s still intact; ready to be busted by the dick of some other dude…one who won’t neglect to lube up.
Talk about missed opportunities.
 Damn.
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That Moment When…

… you just watched an old selfie-video from a few years ago of you jacking off. You got turned the fuck on so much by your own orgasmic grunts and the video images of your dick shooting a hot load that in real time, your dick gets hard and starts leaking precum.
Now, that’s as hot as fuckin’ hot can be!

*Renzo hits video repeat, eats some precum, and starts jacking off in real time.*

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P/N:  And yes; the “package” shown in this post proudly belongs to yours truly.
– Renzo ♂😏 ♂