*DILF: Justin Bieber

[Dick Spit No. 2017-05] Aight. I admit it: Among many of the adult male and female human beings I find attractive – both physically and intellectually, included among them is an attraction for younger males; guys who – ideally and preferably, look or at least appear to be between the ages of say, 20 through 25. Of course, there are a number of beautiful-looking teen-aged boys who range in ages 17 to 19 years old but I have absolutely no psychological or sexual interest in them. I have a skill and a strong mindset to instinctively and automatically ignore, not pursue, and certainly not flirt or mess with any male whom I know or even remotely suspect is a minor, nor with any male who happens to appear and/or behave that young. Uh-huh. Nope. I know jail bait when I can see or sense it! (More about potential jail bait later.)

Here’s the thing: I know physical human beauty when I see it. Still, at my age I prefer, would continue to pursue and have sex with, and – should the opportunity ever present itself, date guys who are physically and/or (preferably) intellectually in the age group of mid-30s and up. My cutoff of that pursuit would probably be guys who are in their mid-to-late 60s since I prefer not to sex or date any man who is ten or more years older than me. I understand that some people may or will disagree with my reasoning and I’m fine with that.

Now, on to my thoughts about Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber-1 (age 21,underwear, sleep, inked)
Let me make clear for the record that I do not personally know Canadian singer and songwriter Justin Bieber. I wouldn’t mind meeting him but I’m neither a fan, listener, nor collector of his work. It’s not that his music is “too young” for me (it is) but his work simply has never appealed to me musically.

Justin Drew Bieber was born on March 1, 1994. As of this blog article that makes him 23 years old. When Justin became “legal aged” a few years earlier, I saw a number of nasty and disparaging things on social media said about the young man. Justin Bieber-2 (nude)Such comments all came from same-gender-loving (SGL) men. Those guys were each entitled to their opinions about Justin but I can’t recall reading a comment from any one of them which said that given a chance, they would sleep with Justin. Now, I suppose during the course of Justin’s career, some of his actual and alleged negative activities brought a lot of the harsh attitudes he receives upon himself. Still, since I don’t know the man nor am I part of his inner circle and environment, I can’t put much if any stock or belief in half the shit I read about him on social media and in the tabloids. Frankly, I don’t care how Justin chooses to live and conduct his life. I don’t care so long as he isn’t directly hurting anyone or doing anything which would or which might negatively impact or burden general society.

The bottom line:
Justin Bieber-3 (fapping GIF) Regardless of how any SGL man might feel about Justin Bieber, if given the opportunity there are some of us – myself shamelessly included, who wouldn’t mind fucking him. I just feel we ought to be seriously real and honest with ourselves about that.

– Renzo

(*Dudes I’d Like to Fuck (DILF) is part of a Masculine Perspectives series.)

A Word About Fuck Buddies

[Dick Spit No. 2017-04] No matter how good the sex, no fuck buddy or “friend with benefits” who is suffering with a crisis of conscience is ever worth having or keeping in your life. Dump such motherfuckers already and move on.
Seriously.
– Renzo

A Crisis of Conscience

 

Doing a Nasty Thing in the Men’s Room

[Dick Spit No. 2017-03] Here is a dirty little confession. It’s about something I used to do in my teens and twenties. By the time I got near my thirties, this particular act was no longer sexually thrilling to me – even though seeing evidence that others had done it still makes me semi-hard.

I (shamefully?) admit to having several times been one of the many so-called nasty fucks who has jerked off in a men’s restroom then shot my hot cum load either on the side of the wall of the stall I was using, on that stall’s partition, on the stall door, or on the floor. Like many fellas who, uh… came before me (pun intended), I too, would just leave it there. I remember how fuckin’ sexy and hot it was adding my own man juice to the already dried, crusted cum or perhaps still wet cum (seeing wet cum was hotter) dripping down the vertical surface of the stall walls or situated in small splotches on the floor. I mean, c’mon; What dude reading this hasn’t done this deed at least once?
*sigh*

It’s fine if there are a few of you who has never done this but don’t judge those of us who have. There are far worse things, you know!

Dick spit shot on restroom partition, wall
ANYWAY…. if it’s any…consolation – not that I give a damn about anyone’s judgment of me, I’ve never once sprayed my load on the toilet seat. That thing already has enough germs and what-not on it. Besides, back when I used to do this deed, I didn’t want to make more pre-shit prep work for the next dude who may have rushed in after me and needed to take a shit.

– Renzo

 

Cars, Nudity, Sex

[Dick Spit No. 2017-01] I’ve owned several cars since buying my first more than 30 years ago. Out of each of the cars I’ve owned, all but one – the current and newest car bought last year (2016), has been duly “christened” by me having either all-out sex or some form of sex with a partner in it. Because I am a nudist and a naturist I also have driven completely nude on the expressway several times and have driven a few times in the city streets (at night) while nude. I have also masturbated several times in every car I’ve owned except my current car. The car I have now has yet to be christened by me either driving naked and/or jacking off in it or from having sex with someone.

MOEP Elite-718

Although it’s been a year since I’ve bought my current car, there’s a reason why I haven’t [yet] driven nude nor done anything else sexual in it. That reason is because the car is the classiest car I’ve ever owned. It has a very fine beige and dark brown colored leather interior siding and plush seats. I simply love the entire interior too much and just can’t imagine myself doing anything that’s… well…sexually freaky and dirty in it!
*sigh*
Perhaps the reason I haven’t yet done the aforementioned things is because I’m now too old and/or too smart to do them. Perhaps such risqué and crude (?) sexual behavior no longer appeal to me, though I seriously doubt that’s the case!

Not to worry, though. I’m not at the point where I no longer am willing to do those things just mentioned. Nope! Given some time – and some good warm, reasonably dry weather, you just might me see on the road in my birthday suit, or see me jacking my dick, or perhaps catch me having some hot, sweaty sex with someone…provided the car windows aren’t fogged up! Until then I’ll be sure to clap, give a “thumbs up” sign, or blow my car horn a few times to any other driver I happen to see on the expressway who’s driving in the nude or is parked somewhere (hopefully safe from the eyes of the police) and having sex – of any kind – inside his car, van, or truck.
Go get yours, fellas!

– Renzo