Ha! If only it were this easy to pick up men.
Ha! If only it were this easy to pick up men.
Poor Michael and his masturbation issues…
… you neglected to lube up, thinking his hungry, young virgin ass was gonna be so-o-o-o easy to stick your dick into. And being the uh…cocky top that you are, it was a sure bet that it would be you who would be breaking him in! Uh-huh. Sure.
Now you’re the one with the broke dick because you couldn’t penetrate that ass as easy as you thought. Staggering in pain, you can’t help but take one last look at that fyne, sweet, smooth, tight, young virgin ass; one that’s still intact; ready to be busted by the dick of some other dude…one who won’t neglect to lube up.
Talk about missed opportunities. Damn.
[Dick Spit No. 2018-04]
Rarely do I feel the need to be ambiguous when I am writing or speaking about anything. My intent is to always be clear when expressing myself. I simply feel it is important to eliminate any chance of unnecessary ambiguity; unless of course, certain aspects of the topic about which I’m writing or speaking makes it necessary to be ambiguous.
Sometimes when I’m writing articles related to male sex and/or sexuality – particularly when the subject refers to or is directly talking about dick/cock, there are moments when I feel the use of words like “difficult” or difficulty” would be better and clearer to use in a sentence discussing and/or describing a particular action or activity related to the functioning of that particular male sex organ than using words like “hard” or “harder”.
Fellow wordsmiths who also write blog articles on the subject of male sexuality – and who are proficient in grammar, efficient sentence structure, unambiguous word usage, and effective word flow, will understand and may appreciate the humor behind this article.
[Dick Spit No. 2018-02] Should you ever hear me say (or write) – usually in some fuckstration about someone, “Some people aren’t worth the spit from my dick”, I want you to know that I mean those words both figuratively and literally because they’re true; my dick spit (i.e. precum, semen/cum) is fuckin’ precious and delicious to me!
Yes, I said my dick spit is delicious! (Some readers will know and/or can relate to and appreciate what I mean and am saying.)
You see, I’ll only share my dick spit with – and/or allow to suck my dick (to get the dick spit) – someone for whom I may already have (and might expect to continue having) some measure or degree of respect … even if that person has momentarily fuckstrated or angered me.
On that note, I feel the same way whenever I tell someone to “Kiss my brown ass” or to “Lick my tight bunghole”. I don’t say those things to just anyone; oh, no. Other than to a sexual partner – to whom such words would be expected as either a prelude to or in the passion of us having sex, I might only say quips like that to someone who may have fuckstrated or angered me for the moment but for whom I may already have (and may expect to continue having) a certain degree of respect.
Regarding “respect” – don’t get it twisted:
I believe that having or showing respect for someone doesn’t necessarily nor always mean that you actually like or love that person in part or in whole. Respect is often and/or can be given or received in different forms. For example, you may simply happen to appreciate (e.g., respect) a person either for who they are, for their position or status in society – and/or for their significant contribution to society, or perhaps for their occupation. It doesn’t have to be anything more than that.
I neither mince nor waste words when I speak or write anything. When it comes to expressing particular quips regarding my body parts, I tend to choose them – and the persons to whom I might say them to, most carefully. Therefore, if I have zero respect for a person then that person simply isn’t worth – much less will be given an invitation – to touch my body or any part of it, nor will he or she be allowed to get anywhere near it.
Enjoy the humor found in this post (but I’m quite serious).
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