MP’s Photo of the Day (70)

Featuring specially selected images of clothed, semi-nude, or fully nude men (and other random images of masculinity).MP_POTD (08AUG2019) JO aftermath

While searching my spank bank for the “ideal photo” to use for Masculine Perspectives’ 70th Photo of the Day, I found this one which I’d labeled “JO Aftermath”.
I chose this photo because it not only perfectly reflects a situation which most of us who masturbate can certainly relate to, but also to celebrate – and to promote – the completely natural, healthy, relatively safe, wonderfully feeling, and [usually] solo sexual act of masturbation.

– Renzo

Male Masturbation: Appreciating Both Hands

**NOTE** This is the first in a new and continuous Masculine Perspectives blog series on male masturbation.

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[Dick Spit No. 2018-04] I am right-handed. That means that most personally intimate things are done using with my right hand rather than my left. When I want to pleasure myself, I use either my left or my right hand as needed, depending on what I want or have to do. However when masturbating (aka jacking off or jerking off), I always use my right hand. (Keep reading; I break all of this down later.)

Due to having carpal tunnel syndrome (CTS) issues for the past several days, I’ve had to wear a damn hand & wrist orthosis (aka a support brace). Of course, wearing that thing hindered my ability to jack off with my right hand. (Mind you, I never wear the orthosis when I have to take a shit. I’m just glad the CTS doesn’t flare up when it’s time for me to wipe my ass! LOL!😊)

Typing anything on my laptop while wearing the orthosis had become quite a tiresome chore so I rarely did any of that, seeing that whenever I draft a blog article or leave a post or comment on social media sites like Facebook, I tend to write more than just a few words. When I drafted the article you’re now reading, I thought that if I typed with the orthosis off my hand – even for just a few minutes at a time, I wouldn’t have any wrist pain. Nope; I was wrong. Renzo's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS) IssueWithin minutes of typing without the orthosis, my wrist starting tingling again. If you’ve never had carpal tunnel syndrome (CTS), try to imagine being stung by several sharp needles hitting your skin in the same area, in rapid succession, several hundred times at the same time. It’s like the nerves in your wrist are being compressed or pinched. Another way to understand the CTS pain, is the pain you might remember feeling if you’ve ever been stung either by a bee (or worse) by a hornet (the sting of the latter insect I know all about because it happened to me – and that sting hurt like a bitch!) Anyway, those two instances are probably the best ways I know to describe the feeling of CTS. Click here to read more about carpal tunnel syndrome (CTS).

Like most dudes who masturbate, I grip my dry or pre-cum or lube-covered erect penis/dick/cock with my entire right hand, not just with my fingers. In fact, I don’t know any guys who jack off with just a couple of fingers, though I’m sure they’re out there somewhere. I respect the fact that every dude has a masturbation method that is ideal, and which happens to work for him. I don’t judge but I’d never let a guy jack me off with just a couple of fingers. Uh-uh. Nope. Fuck that. I’m gonna need a guy to grip my hard dick just firmly enough (not to hurt me) with his whole hand and show my schlong some interest and love!

Over the near fifty (50!) years that I’ve been masturbating – which I suppose would make me a “master masturbator” 😄 (and it will indeed be fifty years come 2019, seeing how I started jacking off when I was nine years old), occasionally I’ve done some left-handed masturbating. Using the left-hand method, I’ve rarely jacked off long enough to reach…uh, completion(“Completion” means that I didn’t jack off to the point of semen ejaculation and/or orgasm.) When my circumcised penis is erect/hard, it curves a bit up and to the left, making masturbating with my left hand not necessarily uncomfortable but somewhat difficult to do with pleasure, regardless of how I’m holding my dick. Naked twink reading gay fictionThus, the left-hand jack off method is something I rarely do. Whether I’m flipping through the internet/web, through a pornographic magazine, or reading some sexually erotic story in a book – all while using with my right hand, my left hand is rubbing my dick; getting it to grow from a “chub” (semi-erect/hard) to a “rod” (full erection) – and catching pre-cum in the process (which I always either eat or, if I’m using lube, smear it on the head and shaft of my dick, and/or I’ll smear it on my nipples). I’d do this until I was ready to let my right hand take over the jacking job.

(S/N: I just had a thought of how much I appreciate writing all this to guys who can relate and not to women. I doubt few women would or could understand, much less appreciate this article, and certainly none of them would be able to relate because, duh…they don’t have a penis! LOL! 😆)

Since I always masturbate with my right handmy left hand has other very important sexy jobs to do during my jack-off sessions, some if not all of which some male readers might be able to relate to since they do these things themselves. (S/N: In every jack session I am, and prefer to be, completely naked.) In no particular order, here’s what I use my left hand for, especially while my right hand is slick with precum or lube and massaging my hard cock. (An article about some of the products I like to use for jack-off lube is forthcoming.):

  • If I’m watching porn on my laptop computer, my left hand is used to move the computer mouse or type on the keyboard to click or flip though websites or webpages;
  • whether I’m looking at porn sites on my laptop computer – which I keep on my desk – my desk also serves as my masturbation stationam just lying in bed, or sitting on the floor, my left hand is used to …
  • cup and/or fondle my hairy balls;Renzo's lifelike 7inch dildo
  • rub my inner thigh areas to get some of my ball sack musk for me to sniff;
  • massage my taint (the perineum);
  • massage or finger-fuck my butt hole;
  • insert (in my ass) my penis-sharped dildo (or whatever other phallic-shaped object I’ve got lying around and want to use) and piston-fuck myself – either slow or fast, depending on how horny I am or have become after edging for a long time;
  • massage or pinch my nipples (after I’ve first licked the index finger and thumb of that handand, with the fingers of my left hand …
  • carry the sweet precum that’s been oozing from my dick (usually while edging), to either smear on my hard nipples, lips, or feed into my mouth.

As you can see fellas, I shamelessly like talking about how I make my masturbation sessions sensuous and sexy! And why the fuck shouldn’t I talk about how I give myself (and/or another dude) such deserving, sensuous, physical, and sexual pleasure?Flyin' Solo-38 Masturbation is natural. It is also a very safe, healthy, fun, and pleasurable act of being human. Life is too short for a man not to have an orgasm whenever and as often as he can or want to have. This is true regardless of whether that man has or doesn’t have a steady or occasional partner with whom he can have sex. And, while that man is on the way to giving himself (and/or his partner) that orgasm, there’s no reason for him not to build for himself (and/or his male partner) an intense, longer-lasting orgasm.

Finally, rarely do I ever do what I like to call, the jack off quickie. I prefer to save such quickies for when I’m exceptionally horny and happened to be someplace (like at my job for instance) where I can’t leave anytime soon or can’t get naked to masturbate. In such instances, I might wait until I get home to “take care of business“, or I’d go to either one of the following places to jack off:
– the men’s restroom (choosing the last or next to the last stall – if it’s clean) or to a unisex restroom (which is best because you can lock the door behind you);
– a storage room, maintenance closet, or ante-room;
– an empty, seldom used office or room;
or better yet (because there’s a better degree of privacy)
     – to my car – if parked nearby, if the weather is fine, and outside temperature is of a comfortable degree.

Flyin' Solo-73Jack-off quickies are okay when a guy’s horniness begins to overwhelm him. However, if that guy wants to truly take his time to edge his dick, and to feel/caress his balls, play with his taint/perineum, and ass hole, and/or touch every erogenous zone (aka e-zones) that he can reach and feel on his naked body – all without interruption or nearby eavesdroppers, then he’ll need all of his will power to refrain from the temptation of doing a jack off quickie and wait until he’s safely home or to his room (if he has roommates); any place where there’s [more] privacy for him to peacefully get erotically and sexually tuned into himself as he masturbates.

I’ve got more to share in this Masculine Perspectives series on male masturbation coming in future blog articles. Stay tuned!

– Renzo