That Moment When…

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*YOU’RE…
     a)    The class clown (sexual orientation irrelevant), showing everyone how to take sagging to a whole, other level.
     b)   Simply showing the fellas the best, most correct, and the healthiest way to pass gas in class.
     c)    Classify as straight (heterosexual) but are sexually fluid and occasionally likes teasing the fellas.
     d)   Either gay or bisexual AND horny as fuck, yet don’t mind perpetuating the gay stereotype that “all gay and bisexual men are bottoms”. (Which of course we aren’t but many straight (heterosexual) people still won’t acknowledge that fact.)
     e)   Either gay or bisexual and it’s been far too long since a dude tapped your tight ass.
     f)   A shameless bottom indeed (regardless of sexual orientation) … and damn it, it’s way past time every guy in class learn that fact.

If all of the above applies then indeed you’re my kind of fella!
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– Renzo

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People can just go right on stressing their mind, body, and patience factor putting up with those damn over-crowded shopping malls, box stores, and restaurants…as well as the many careless drivers who, for some crazy reason, like to drive too damn fast and reckless in the parking lots of those places.
Ugh! Fuck all that!

MP SatOpts-1Some of you are either rubbing your crotch (or perhaps outright jacking off) to the fine body (and ass) on the dude pictured above, while also contemplating whether to go out to embrace the annual chaotic holiday period shopping challenges of supposedly civilized society. The rest of us smarter, wiser, and independent thinking guys have already decided to do any wanted or necessary holiday shopping while peacefully and comfortably situated in our respective homes. (Because that is what the internet is also good for! 😎)

Enjoy the weekend, fellas. And whatever you decide to do and/or wherever you have to go, please be safe.

– Renzo

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I Hate Cats!

Some people like and even love cats, which of course, is why many of them own the damn things as pets. I unapologetically hate* cats! I’m glad Nature has blessed (not cursed) me to be allergic to those accursed creatures. Cats looking mean as fuckHowever, even were I not allergic to cats (a medical professional diagnosis made way back in my 20’s) I would never own a cat nor want to be around them. I simply do not like nor do I trust cats. (Didn’t I just say I hate them?)
Because I consider cats to be self-centered/selfish-as-fuck creatures, I doubt they could ever be continuously and unconditionally loyal to and tolerant of humans. Now, I didn’t need the embedded video below to show or prove any of that to me. I’ve witnessed for years the kind of cat behavior shown in the video.

I’ve had sex with people who owned a cat or two (sometimes there’d be three) in their home. Let me tell you; it’s certainly something I’d prefer not to ever do again.

AN ANECDOTE:  I recall one occasion of how annoyed I got with the damn felines jumping all over the bed and being near me and my [sex] partner while I was busy “laying pipe” (i.e. fucking, having sex)UGH! On two other separate occasions, just the cat dander in the living and bed rooms of each of those cat-owning partners caused me to have sneezing fits. And on yet a fourth occasion, I suffered constant itching as I laid in bed after sex. I remember scratching my entire naked body from my bald head to my feet. I wasn’t aware until a few moments later that my [sex] partner not only owned one cat but two – and would always allow them to sit or play on the bed. Shower Tyme-ctAnyway, the itching got so bad that I immediately jumped out of that bed, took a long cold shower, and went home. I was still itching – and sneezing – all the way home, followed by other symptoms of allergy/hay fever such as watery and sore eyes and runny nose.

The moment I got in the door of my apartment, I immediately stripped naked. It was a summer evening so all I had on that day were a t-shirt, pair of shorts, and flip-flops which I kicked in the corner of the foyer. I ran to my bathroom, hopped in the shower, and turn on the cold water. I just stood there under the cold stream of water, propping myself up against the shower wall. That cold water immediately relieved the itching. As I began to feel better from those itching symptoms, I warmed the water just a bit and began my normal soap cleansing. When I got done with showering, I took some allergy meds, made some hot tea, grabbed a box of tissues, and chilled in my recliner until I fell asleep. It took me two days to see significant recovery from that allergy. It was that bad.

Having experiences like that in the anecdote means that I will not knowingly date nor continue to date someone who owns a cat(s). It’s either me or the cat(s). No feline creature and I can ever be in the same room or home for very long, and certainly not in the bed where I’m having sex.

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* DISCLAIMERMy feelings about cats does not in any way whatsoever imply nor does it remotely suggest that I would ever harm or see harm done to a cat. Most cats are domesticated creatures. I respect their right to live except in those particular situations where they would pose a life-threatening danger either to myself or to someone else. It’s how I feel about dogs for which I have a great love.

FINAL NOTE: It should be evident that this article – like many others published on Masculine Perspectives, is one of personally expressed opinion and personal experience – mine. As such, I’d appreciate it if all the cat owners/lovers reading this article would kindly spare me their harsh criticisms. I’m aware that some readers who own and/or love cats might find the article (and video) “inaccurate” and/or offensive or even “insensitive”. Such personal thinking and sensitivities do not concern me and certainly have no influence on Masculine Perspectives.

– Renzo

Saturday’s Options (13)

Wow. The weekend sure got here quick; or so it seems that way! Some of us had a very long, slow-as-fuck kind of week. For the rest of us, the week was hellish and the weekend simply couldn’t get here fast enough! Well, the weekend is here!
Here’s to hoping that everyone who wanted…or who needed just two straight days to catch a breath and relax will be able to do so. Perhaps you can catch that uh…breath with a… friend. You know the kind; that person who can offer you certain sexual benefits.

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Whether you decide to spend this weekend (or any weekend) either alone, with a fuck buddy, or with that friend with benefits, try to be safe, remember to play safe, and have fun!

Enjoy the day and the weekend, fellas!

– Renzo