Cars, Nudity, Sex

[Dick Spit No. 2017-01] I’ve owned several cars since buying my first more than 30 years ago. Out of each of the cars I’ve owned, all but one – the current and newest car bought last year (2016), has been duly “christened” by me having either all-out sex or some form of sex with a partner in it. Because I am a nudist and a naturist I also have driven completely nude on the expressway several times and have driven a few times in the city streets (at night) while nude. I have also masturbated several times in every car I’ve owned except my current car. The car I have now has yet to be christened by me either driving naked and/or jacking off in it or from having sex with someone.

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Although it’s been a year since I’ve bought my current car, there’s a reason why I haven’t [yet] driven nude nor done anything else sexual in it. That reason is because the car is the classiest car I’ve ever owned. It has a very fine beige and dark brown colored leather interior siding and plush seats. I simply love the entire interior too much and just can’t imagine myself doing anything that’s… well…sexually freaky and dirty in it!
Perhaps the reason I haven’t yet done the aforementioned things is because I’m now too old and/or too smart to do them. Perhaps such risqué and crude (?) sexual behavior no longer appeal to me, though I seriously doubt that’s the case!

Not to worry, though. I’m not at the point where I no longer am willing to do those things just mentioned. Nope! Given some time – and some good warm, reasonably dry weather, you just might me see on the road in my birthday suit, or see me jacking my dick, or perhaps catch me having some hot, sweaty sex with someone…provided the car windows aren’t fogged up! Until then I’ll be sure to clap, give a “thumbs up” sign, or blow my car horn a few times to any other driver I happen to see on the expressway who’s driving in the nude or is parked somewhere (hopefully safe from the eyes of the police) and having sex – of any kind – inside his car, van, or truck.
Go get yours, fellas!

– Renzo