*YOU’RE… a) The class clown (sexual orientation irrelevant), showing everyone how to take sagging to a whole, other level. b) Simply showing the fellas the best, most correct, and the healthiest way to pass gas in class. c) Classify as straight (heterosexual) but aresexually fluid and occasionally likes teasing the fellas. d) Either gay or bisexual AND horny as fuck, yet don’t mind perpetuating the gay stereotype that “all gay and bisexual men are bottoms”. (Which of course we aren’t but many straight (heterosexual) people still won’t acknowledge that fact.) e) Either gay or bisexual and it’s been far too long since a dude tapped your tight ass. f) A shameless bottom indeed (regardless of sexual orientation) … and damn it, it’s way past time every guy in class learn that fact.
If all of the above applies then indeed you’re my kind of fella!
(*Feel free to add your own humorous comments about the photo!)
… you neglected to lube up, thinking his hungry, young virgin ass was gonna be so-o-o-o easy to stick your dick into. And being the uh…cocky top that you are, it was a sure bet that it would be you who would be breaking him in! Uh-huh. Sure. Now you’re the one with the broke dick because you couldn’t penetrate that ass as easy as you thought. Staggering in pain, you can’t help but take one last look at that fyne, sweet, smooth, tight, young virgin ass; one that’s still intact; ready to be busted by the dick of some other dude…one who won’t neglect to lube up.
Talk about missed opportunities.Damn.
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