MP Fiction: Patience Has Its Reward

Patience_Its Reward-1Your straight best friend James was just showing off today; sharing with you all the details about how he done boned the hell out of that seemingly stuck-up babe you both met at the pub two nights ago. Never mind the fact that she wouldn’t give you any play when you tried talking to her. You suspect that was probably because she got a vibe that you weren’t completely into her – or at least not into any woman with an obvious attitude. Fuck how you hate women (and men too) who are like that, but hey; it’s all good. You figured you’d try to hook up with that very hot male barkeep named Adam who kept giving you the eye (and way too many free tequila shots) throughout the night.

Shortly after James left with that stuck-up bitch of a woman at pub closing time, you and that hot barkeep, Adam (whose name and tight, hairless bubble butt you’ll never forget) had a damn good suck ‘n fuck session in the pub manager’s office. Patience_Its Reward-1bYou entertained the thought that compared to your buddy James, and that nasty woman he took home, it was likely that you and Adam got the better deal…at least sex-wise. You think to yourself, “Straight men who have never had sex with men really don’t know all the sexual pleasures they’re missing because truthfully, only a man knows how to fully and completely sexually please another”. Yeah, that’s a truth you decide you’ll have to blog about later.

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It’s seven o’clock Monday morning. You and James are off work on Mondays and, as usual for the past few years, the two of you meet each other at the community running track for your weekly morning jog/run/walk exercise. During the warm-down walk around the track, James starts telling you his tale about her – that stuck-up woman he picked up from the pub Saturday night. (Her name isn’t important which is why you forgot it the moment it fell from his lips.) James goes on and on about the firmness of her tits and ass, the tightness of her pussy, and how it would grip his big dick at each piston stroke he gave her. He boasts how he had made her come three times– gushing pussy juice all over the bed between eating – then fucking – her pussy. He says the pussy was damn good but complains that her one drawback was that she wasn’t good at giving head.

“Man, that bitch was all teeth!”, said James. “And since she can’t give good head, I’m done with her!“

You chuckle at hearing this, remembering how often James tells you just how particular he is about getting his dick sucked. Sweet.

As you listen more intently, you realize that the details he shares about the woman he sexed over the weekend are indeed sexy as fuck. Then again, James has a certain way of putting an erotic spin on almost everything he talks about. It’s a skill you and he share – and perhaps one of the many reasons why the two of you enjoy talking to each other. So, you didn’t mind when he glanced down at your groin and noticed that growing boner in your running shorts. From the many sex stories James has shared with you over the last few years, he usually shared such stories as the two of you did your walk-down around the track. Surely, he must have noticed the hard-on in your running shorts, particularly since you freeballed, wearing not so much as a jockstrap underneath which always caused your dick to bounce freely when you jogged or walked. Maybe because James really is that straight – or at least portrays to be, which could be why he never once said anything…not even to give you a friendly “no-homo” tease about your boner. Perhaps he’s thinking that if he says something…if he says anything about your jawn, it would mean he noticed way too much – and that in itself could be a bit awkward.

It suddenly occurs to you that you’re putting way too much thought into the natural function of your penis. You realize that in all the time you and James have known each other and whenever he’d spin one of his highly sexually erotic stories of some female conquest of his, he’s never once made mention – nor poked fun, as most guys tend to do to each other, about your obvious erection. Besides, assuming James did notice the front of your jogging shorts poking out, it could very likely signify to him just how much you were enjoying listening to his… sexcapades. Knowing you’re bisexual – and probably long suspecting that you’ve got a sexual thing for him too, James plays off noticing the erection in your running shorts as he continues telling his wild and sexy story. Then James stops walking on the running track, causing you to stop walking too.

Patience_Its Reward-2a“Bruh, I know you’ve just been dying to see what I’ve been working with and what the ladies love.” “Check it out…” he says, as he pulls back one part of his yellow shorts to reveal through the mesh…. it.

You can’t help but glance down at it, gasp, and utter to yourself (in what you thought was a low whisper)…“Daaaayum”.
Even in its limp or flaccid site, James’ dick is awesome as fuck; looking just as you had hoped – in your masturbatory fantasies of him– it would look like.
Wait. Did you just say that out loud? Oh fuck! Yes, the fuck you did! A feeling of embarrassment rushes over your face. Yet, you can’t stop staring at his blessed thick manhood as you think to yourself… “There ought to be a law or something against Nature creating such fine men then cursing them with such a beautifully heavy, uh… appendage… to carry.”

Patience_Its Reward-2bAs you and James resume your walk around the track, your mind starts to imagine you telling him how much you’d love to at least cop a feel of that thick “middle leg” of his; to get just one nice grip of that wonderful man-meat. You hesitate to say a word because you know damn well that were you to merely touch it…to grip and hold it in your hand…even if all you did was merely rub the back of your hand against his dick through the mesh netting of his jogging shorts, you’d want to do more…oh so much more! So, no… you think to yourself. Just touching or slightly feeling James’ fine dick won’t be enough for you. You’re going to want to taste it… to suck on it, too. And knowing just how much you love an attractive dick/cock, you’d want to keep on sucking on James’ dick because you know that the moment you’re allowed to hold it….once you get your lips around his wonderful thick flaccid penis…feeling it grow to its long hardness inside your mouth, you won’t be able to let go.

Your mental fantasy continues as you imagine taking deep in your mouth his beautiful thick cock; pressing your nose against his black curly-haired pubic mound then later against his hairy musky ball sack. You can’t help but inhale in the strong, sweaty musk of his pubes and his balls which after running several laps, are moist from being trapped in those nylon shorts. Oh yes; sucking James’ dick – or letting him skull-fuck you, would feel so fuckin’ good and so fuckin’ …. natural.

Patience_Its Reward-3Your fantasy of blowing James right there on the running track enhances as you imagine his cock erupting, filling your mouth with that familiar bittersweet taste of man-spunk; some of his seed spilling from a corner of your lips. Oh, yeah; going down on James will be more of a treat; perhaps more for you than for him…or so you’d like to think. You’d want all of James’ dick. At this point of the fantasy, you feel your own dick leaking precum.

You switch the fantasy to where James pulls out of the skull-fucking he’s giving you, roughly turns you over, grabs you by the waist and thighs, orders you to bend over and arch your back, then pulls down your jogging shorts, as he spits on – then tongues – your hairy ass hole before shoving his cum-covered hard cock between your sweaty butt cheeks. Your body readily and most easily complies as you take a deep breath from this anal invasion. Patience_Its Reward-3cThe head of James’ dick has found your opening as it slowly enters in, followed quickly by what feels to you like the never-ending long shaft of his engorged manhood. He’s entering ever so deeply into your moist, relaxed, now-surely fucked manhole. You feel the full length of James’s dick in your tight ass as he begins to slowly perform that deep-in and partially out piston motion you so greatly love when you bottom. You can’t help but whisper loudly in this fantasy …“Oh yeah, you sexy muthafucka!” My ass and body are yours! Fuck, how you feel so damn good inside me. Yes, my fyne brotha…fuck me. FUCK ME!!!”

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While this erotic scene plays quickly in your mind, James’ deep baritone voice shakes you back to reality as he says chuckling,
“Hey, g. I knew you’d like what you saw if I showed it to you. But damn, bruh, snap out of it. If you could see the look on your face right now!”

That small bit of embarrassment you felt earlier quickly fades because you know your friend gets it. After all, how did James expect you’d react to seeing his handsome dick… something he’s never before shown you? Still, the way he looks at you…smiling and chuckling, suggests that he not only noticed your surprise reaction when he pulled back the corner of his shorts to show you “what he’s working with and what the ladies love”to use his words… but that he also clearly heard you gasp at its appearanceAlthough you and James are the only two people on the running track, you can’t but wonder whether anyone else might have seen what you just did.

James again stops walking to put his arm around your shoulder, gives you a quick hug and says…
“It’s all good, bruh. I understand. I dig the fact that you dig me sexually and hey; it’s all good. Frankly, I’m flattered. And just so you know, in the few years we’ve known each other, hung out together, have been cool friends and all that, I’ve always appreciated how you never once made a move on me… though I can’t say I’ve never wondered why.

You tell him: “Well, that’s because I like and respect you as a friend, bruh. And I happen to respect our friendship more than any physical or sexual desire I might have for you. I’m sure you’ve long suspected that I’m sexually attracted to you. If not, well…fuck it, now you know. And though you’re cool with me being bi, it’s no reason for me to take advantage of our friendship by making a pass. Fuck, g; Been there, done that back when I was young, ignorant, and didn’t know any better. I try not to make the same mistakes twice. So yeah, I’m not going to intentionally say or do anything which I think might or possibly could fuck up our friendship; which in my mind, is a damn good friendship.”

“It’s all good.” says James.
“Listen, bruh. I may be straight but that doesn’t mean that I’m not human. Fuck, let’s just be honest. Aight? Sometimes I jack off thinking about you and me getting down; just us two homies who happened to like, respect, and trust each other. I’ve imagined us busting a nut together – either while jacking off while we watched porn – gay porn, that is. Perhaps if we’re both feeling freaky, especially after we’ve had a few drinks or smoking some weed, we could kick a lil’ sumthin’ sumthin’ with each other. Know what I’m sayin’, g?”

“Really, James?”, you say…trying not to sound too excited. “Well, damn! I’ve jacked off several times to fantasies about us kicking it, too! In fact, I just had one hot fantasy the moment you showed me your dick. Uh…if that doesn’t gross you out or anything…”

“Naw, g. I kinda figured you must have taken some kind of mind-trip somewhere on that level. I mean… the expression on your face when you saw my dick – then hearing what sounded you swallowing your tongue, gave away whatever was going through that mind of yours! And check out that wet spot in your shorts.” says James, letting out a hearty laugh.

You look down at your crotch. You knew you were leaking precum during your quick fantasy about James but didn’t think you had leaked so much as to have it show through the front of your shorts.

“Well, you caused that to happen, James; with you telling your sexy ass stories AND showing me your nice-looking dick too! Damn. I – or rather my dick – couldn’t help itself!”, you say chuckling.

It’s all good, g. Look; don’t get me wrong; I still like and prefer women…and I’m almost pretty sure I’m not bi or anything. But fuck; maybe I am. Who the fuck knows and why the fuck should anyone but me care? I like sex. Aight? And, though I’ve never kicked it with a guy, that doesn’t mean I won’t try it…I mean, that doesn’t mean that I haven’t been curious about trying it…at least with the right guy. You feel me?” , he says with a wink.

“Yeah, James. I feel you. And just so you know, you never have to label your sexuality nor ever justify to anyone what you like, enjoy, and/or choose to do sexually. It’s your business…and of course, the business of whomever you choose to get down with. As I said, I believe human sexuality is fluid…a subject we’ve talked about before.”

 James says, “See, bruh? That’s one of the reasons why I like you. You’re so open-minded and deep!” “Hey”, continues James, pointing down to his erection and the wet spot on the side of his jogging shorts. “Would you look at that? Now we’re both hard and leaking just talking about sex and I’m fucking horny. If you’re willing, how ‘bout we finish our morning exercise… in bed?

Recalling that hot fantasy you had earlier, quickly you respond…
“Sweet. Your place or mine?”
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Oh yes…patience does indeed have its reward.

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– Renzo

That Moment When…

…you (or at least some of us older guys)
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That Moment When…

… you neglected to lube up, thinking his hungry, young virgin ass was gonna be so-o-o-o easy to stick your dick into. And being the uh…cocky top that you are, it was a sure bet that it would be you who would be breaking him in! Uh-huh. Sure.
Now you’re the one with the broke dick because you couldn’t penetrate that ass as easy as you thought. Staggering in pain, you can’t help but take one last look at that fyne, sweet, smooth, tight, young virgin ass; one that’s still intact; ready to be busted by the dick of some other dude…one who won’t neglect to lube up.
Talk about missed opportunities.
 Damn.
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Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Pt. 3 of 3)

NOTE: This is Part 3 of a 3-part series. [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-3]
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Glory Holes: The Risks of Contracting a STI/STD –

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Simply because a guy’s mouth, tongue, penis, and/or whole ass and anus or butthole appear clean, that doesn’t necessarily mean nor is there any guarantee, that any of those body parts are in fact clean or that they are disease, virus, or infection-free. This is especially true if the owner of those body parts (and any sex toys which may have been used) has been sitting on a public restroom toilet or on the toilet at an interstate expressway rest stop. This truth also applies if that man has recently engaged in either oral, anal, and/or vaginal sex with an anonymous person then after the sex act, may or may not have had the thought to rinse away with soap and water or wipe with an anti-bacteria cloth or towel, all of the saliva, semen and/or vaginal residue fluids, and/or fecal matter (if any) off his dick, from his ass hole, and/or from his mouth after engaging in acts of penetrative sex.

The risk of contracting or transmitting STIs (sexually transmitted infections) is minimized or reduced when condoms are used but is not necessarily eliminated. A disclaimer reflecting condom effectiveness is found clearly printed on most if not all major brand condom package boxes, usually near the set of instructions for use. In short, condoms are limited in their STI protection (and pregnancy prevention) factor. They do not [as yet] offer complete, one hundred percent effective protection against contracting or transmitting a STI.

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Still, using a condom will offer some if not more protection against contracting or transmitting a STI than to use no condom protection at all when having any form of penetrative (e.g., oral, anal, vaginal) sex.

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GET TESTED!
While a STI and a STD (sexually transmitted diseases) are similar, they are not the same thing. A STI starts out as infections – with the infected person possibly showing no symptoms of the virus, which may last for any length of time and which can later progress into disease, thus becoming a STD. For years the office of the U.S. Surgeon General, the Center for Disease Control (CDC), the World Health Organization (WHO), and many other health officials have consistently stressed the need for sexually active people to get themselves tested – and to get tested regularly – for STIs and STDs.

Remember that HIV (human immunodeficiency virus) is also a STI which, if left untreated and unmonitored by a physician, can progress into the STD known as AIDS (acquired  immunodeficiency syndrome). Get Tested (2)_Status is EverythingIf a HIV-infected person does not get tested for the virus then he or she has the potential to transmit that virus on to someone else who is not infected with HIV. Conversely, if a sexually active person knows or is highly confident that his/her body is clear of HIV and other STIs before engaging in sex, yet that person either neglects or refuses to wear a condom or does not make that requirement of their partner (whose sexual history and/or HIV/STI status is unknown) then after having sex, fails to get him/herself tested for HIV and other STIs, then it is possible that person may have contracted a STI. It’s also possible that person may have unknowingly transmitted a STI to their partner.

The short yet clearly blunt and direct public service message which says GET TESTED” is one of encouragement for the health benefit of not only sexually active people but also for the health benefit of general society itself. The message “GET TESTED” is usually followed with a short paragraph explaining why sexually active people should get tested for STIs. Get Tested (1)_Carry onThe message “GET TESTED” is also aimed at formerly sexually active people; persons who for some recent medical and/or physical reason are no longer able to engage in partner sex or who may have recently decided to become celibate or have chosen celibacy. The message “GET TESTED” is also aimed at those persons who have not had partner sex in a period ranging anywhere from a few weeks to several months, to within the last few or more years. And the message “GET TESTED” is also aimed at male or female victims of rape – although many victims of rape who visit a hospital or medical facility after being raped are normally tested for HIV and other STIs and STDs.

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This concludes the 3-part series.

Links to Part 1 and Part 2:
– Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Part 1) [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-1]
 Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Part 2) [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-2]

– Renzo

Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Pt. 2 of 3)

NOTE: This is Part 2 of a 3-part series. [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-2]
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Glory Holes: Used by Voyeurs (spies); Aren’t All Holes in a Wall –
It’s not talked about much – and probably because it doesn’t seem as sexy to some people, but a glory hole is also a place for and is often used by people who like to watch or spy on the person or other people who are on other side of the hole. Such people are called voyeurs. Voyeurs may be male or female. They can be anyone who is old enough to be left alone and unsupervised out in the world (e.g., anyone over the age of 10). Voyeurs come from all races and ethnic groups, from all nationalities, and from a variety of economic, political, religious, academic, vocational, technological, social, and moral backgrounds. I would estimate that everyone either knowingly or unknowingly has met or may perhaps be related to at least one person who either is an active voyeur or who has voyeuristic tendencies. Some voyeurs are dangerous while others not so much or are completely harmless.

For voyeurs to be successful in what they do, that person simply needs to be smart, savvy, cunning, and intelligent enough not to get seen or caught in the act of spying on another person or group of people. Voyeurs may be anyone who has and who uses his or her own [smart] cellphone camera (or other portable electronic device having a built-in camera) and/or has access to and the expertise to install and use tiny camera devices. The voyeur with such technical skills will plant those camera devices in strategic locations of their choice for the specific purpose of taking photos and/or videos of their target(s). That person may use their equipment to provide either a live stream or delayed broadcast of the footage he or she takes. A later upload of that footage may be directed either back to the voyeur’s home location and/or directly to an internet channel (such as Facebook and YouTube, for example) which allows for live or recorded broadcast of video footage.

With the aid of tiny cameras, video equipment, and a stationary internet connection, WiFi, or a mobile hotspot (such as that which smartphones provide), voyeurs can operate just about anywhere without their actual physical presence being in or near the location of their selected station or post of observation. In short, this means a voyeur doesn’t have to be perched or hiding somewhere nearby but may actually be many miles away. The usual voyeur “hang out” or spy stations often include places like: public restrooms, storage and maintenance closets, behind/on the other side of a faux (i.e. false, artificial) wall or partition, on the other side of any two-way wall mirror, and above drop or faux ceilings. Ever changing, more affordable, and easily accessible technology has allowed Gloryhole_PRSex (17) voyeur-4voyeurs to buy and hide cameras not only in restrooms and department store dressing rooms, but also in elevators, seldom-used stairwell fire escape areas, indoor and outdoor parking lots/garage areas, in obscure alleyways, on trees, sign posts, telephones in the park, even in private homes (particularly if the person setting up the camera is a guest, a visiting workman, or worse, an intruder). Such are just some of the places where voyeuristic people might want to spy on someone or perhaps on two or more people. Unsuspecting people can never know where a camera or videographic device might be positioned or located.

Many voyeurs have (what I and some others might consider as odd or abnormal) certain interests and/or fetishes. This is one of the reasons why they are able and willing to do what they do. If their motives are driven by a sexual interest and/or fetish, the voyeur may decide to observe another person perform one or more of the following intimate activities; urinate (take a piss), defecate (take a shit), masturbate, and/or have sex with or perform a sexual act with another person or with two or more people. The voyeur who chooses to spy on such activities usually does so for sexual gratification. That person will likely fondle him or herself or outright masturbate to whatever he or she sees happening in real time through the glory hole/crack or narrow opening. They may choose to masturbate later when he/she reviews the still-photo or recorded video footage taken. There are voyeurs who target specific people for the purpose of using their photos and/or videos in an extortion (blackmail) scheme such as public embarrassment and/or ransom.

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As discussed, many glory holes are indeed found in restroom stall divider walls or partitions. A glory hole doesn’t necessarily have to be a hole per se of a round design or circle. They may be a horizontal or vertical jagged crack or a neatly thin narrow space opening; the latter being normally found between or on the edge of some faux wall panels or in closets and cabinet door jams. Those thin narrow spaces or cracks are allowed there by builder design for expansion and stress purposes and for ease of opening and closing action of the cabinet or door.

If at this point you feel queasy or uncomfortable about being spied upon, then good! That’s your inner self reminding you to be aware of whatever it is you do, might choose to do, or are planning on doing which may be of a personally intimate nature while situated in a public space or area. You just never know who might be watching!

And now, this humorous break…

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This 3-part series continues and concludes here:
Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Part 3) [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-3]
… and begins here:
Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Part 1) [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-1]

– Renzo

Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Pt. 1 of 3)

NOTE: This is Part 1 of a 3-part series. [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-1]

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Recently, my blogging friend Roger P. posted an article on his blog “From Top 2 Bottom Blog” discussing the subject of glory holes. (Click Glory Holes! to read Roger’s article.) At the same time I, too had been in the middle of writing an article on that same subject. This is that 3-part article.
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The word “glory hole” (sometimes spelled “gloryhole”) is a sexual slang word. It refers to a hole found or intentionally made in a wall, partition, closet door, curtain, or faux (i.e. false, artificial)ceiling or ceiling tile specifically for the purpose of either spying on someone (an act of voyeurism) engaging in sexual activity such as masturbation, fellatio (oral sex), anal copulation, and/or anilingus (aka ass licking/“ass eating”) with someone (usually men)who is on the other side of the hole in the wall, partition, closet door, or ceiling. Glory holes are often found in men’s public lavatory/restrooms stalls, and in a number of remaining adult video arcade booths.

Gloryholephobia 
I see little to practically nothing “glorious” about a gloryhole. I have long known and understood the history of and the reasons why glory holes existed and still exist. I’ve seen my share of them in various parts of the U.S. where I either lived or traveled, as well as in other parts of the world where I’ve travelled. I’ve also seen gloryholes in some male restrooms in college buildings, in a few male restrooms on military bases, and on a few [U.S. Navy] ships where I was either stationed or had visited. I’ve also seen gloryholes in the restrooms of several gay clubs (back in the late 1970s and in the 1980s), and in a number of adult bookstores which had “private” video booths in the back of the store during that era.

I fear and have always feared using glory holes. I have never wanted and was never brave enough to stick beloved penis/dick/cock through one. Gloryhole_PRSex (3)I would never pull my anus/butthole up against a glory hole to have it licked or fucked. You see, I have what I’d call “gloryholephobia”. Now, I’m not sure if either the word “gloryholephobia” or the phobia type itself exists or whether it’s used anywhere. As far as I know, I may have just created it! I define gloryholephobia as: the fear of what might happen to my beloved penis if I ever stuck it through any hole without knowing who or what kind of person – or thing – was on the other side of said hole. I simply fear having my one and only beautiful, precious, well-serving, pleasuring-giving & receiving cock infected with some kind of virus or disease, of having it bitten or chopped off by someone’s strong jaws and sharp teeth, or of having it amputated by an ax, machete, or sharp blade – or perhaps by some device resembling some kind of guillotine that’s made exclusively for chopping off penises. I also fear what might happen to my anus/butthole if I were to stick up against some mystery hole to have it licked and/or fucked. I realize this all sounds crazy and perhaps a bit funny to some readers but it isn’t to me; and how I feel is all that matters. I have held such fears ever since I first learned of glory holes then first saw one as a young teen. I’ll never forget asking myself at the time, “Who would dare take a chance and stick their dick through a hole like that?” Ghole_PRSex_GIF (2) editedAnyway, forty-five years is a long time to have such a fear … that is, to have “gloryholephobia”; but hey; my penis is still attached to me, is still working quite well, and has never once been infected by any person nor by any virus. My anus/butt hole has always been healthy, intact (and tight) too simply because I am always aware of who or what gets near it and who or what is inserted inside of it. Furthermore, I simply do not ever want my beloved cock touched, sucked (nor my ass fucked) by a stranger; someone whose face, mouth, and teeth I haven’t first seen and have determined as being “okay” for me to insert my dick in or through. And I’ve never been the kind of person who has been so desperate as to want his anus/butthole licked/eaten and/or fucked by a stranger. I’ll pass on all of that, thank-you!

As far as I’m concerned (and I remind readers that this is strictly my opinion), I find the very idea of a man sticking his [supposedly] beloved, precious erect or flaccid penis/dick/cock through any mysterious hole – with the expectation of getting it sucked by anonymous male or female person or for that penis to fuck the mouth, vagina, anus/butthole of an anonymous person on the other side of that hole, as being potentially dangerous. I find it risky and dangerous health-wise and I find that act an idiotic thing to do. The same potential risks of danger to health and/or physical self applies to any man who sticks his anus/butthole up against a hole in a partition or wall, or (if the partition is high enough off the floor) below that partition with the expectation of getting his asshole licked by a tongue (a sex act knownas ‘anilingus’ or “ass eating”) and/or fucked by a penis (or some other object). Regardless of whether the participant is playing the role of the giver or the role of the receiverof such sexual favors, that man would have to at least hope (or would have stupidly assumed) that either the anonymous cock or anonymous tongue he is physically encountering isn’t dirty or bleeding, or is diseased, infected or contaminated in some way.

Gloryholephobia: Two Exceptions –
First Exception:
My gloryholephobia would not extend to penises which are stuck through my side of the glory hole. All I might be willing to do in such cases is touch the guy’s dick and jerk it off (masturbate the penis). However, I would make it very clear to that guy that I have no intention of ever putting my tongue or lips on his dick (which means that I would not suck it; I have that much self-control over my lust.) That man can then decide what he wants to do from that point, although I doubt he’d want to keep his dick stuck through the hole after hearing my conditions.

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Second Exception: My gloryholephobia also would not extend to someone whom I happen to know – and like – such as a fuck buddy or an open-minded straight (heterosexual) friend of mine who occasionally has sex with men. That person and I would both have to want and decide to do the “glory hole thing” simply for kicks; that is, with just the two of us jerking or sucking off each other’s dick. Whether through a glory hole or under the toilet stall partition, I would never engage in anilingus nor in anal sex with a guy – not even with my fuck buddy or straight friend. Again, any other sexual activity in a restroom would be between me and my fuck buddy or friend and never with a stranger.

Public Restroom Sex –
While I wouldn’t engage in glory hole sex, I am not implying that I’ve never had public restroom sex of some kind – which would include masturbation. Solo masturbation is a sexual act since it considered sex with one’s self. And so yes, I have indeed masturbated – and left my DNA (e.g. semen/cum residue), in a number of public restrooms more times and in more places than I can or even care to remember. I’m sure just about every sexually healthy male has masturbated in a public restroom at least once in his life. (Read the Masculine Perspectives article “Doing a Nasty Thing in the Men’s Room” [Dick Spit No. 2017-03])

Aside from solo and/or partner masturbation in a public restroom, I am not into having any anonymous nor “mystery suck and/or fuck” sex in those places, particularly not the kind of sex offered by some stranger through a glory hole. If you haven’t yet guess, I – or rather my dick and asshole, avoid gloryholes. My public restroom sexual experiences has only been limited to sexual foreplay; that is, kissing and feeling it upmen whom I either had met and talked with for a while, or with men whom I already knew and with whom I were already friends and/or fuck buddies. Gloryhole_PRSex (11) restrm makeout (GIF)Such foreplay was with guys (and would still be with guys) whose whole physical body I can see, happened to like, and would find attractive. I’d want to be able to touch and maybe even smell the scent of that man’s body. While standing at a few trough urinals still found in some pubs and bars in the U.S. and in other countries), I have kissed, jacked off (masturbated) and even held and “massaged” the pissing dick of some men. (I love the feel of a guy’s flaccid penis getting hard/erect in my hand as I held it.) The sexual foreplay in which I participated always led to that guy and I heading outside, either to the back of the building we were in, or to his car or mine. We might continue the sexual foreplay or get into having all-out sex. Better (and safer) yet, we’d force ourselves to stop messing around so that we can drive to his place or mine to pick up where we left off.

Public Restroom Particular –
I have always been particular of where I have sex. And while normally I would never have anonymous sex in a public restroom, I have the exceptions noted earlier. If the dude is someone I know then there are things I’d have to consider before agreeing to have sex of any kind in a public restroom. For example, I won’t ever mess around with any guy who just got done defecating (taking a shit) or puking up his guts (vomiting). I won’t mess around in a men’s restroom that has the odor of piss or shit, no matter how faint or strong that odor is. I won’t mess around in any warm or humid restroom, nor in restrooms having poor ventilation. I prefer any restroom be cool in temperature, and have a couple of windows or other means of ventilation.

My ideal men’s [public] restroom is always clean, a bit cool temperature-wise, and looks and smells very nice. Such places do exist. Such restrooms are found in many fine hotels, large corporate buildings, and federal government buildings. I’ve never seen any of those restrooms have glory holes, although a number of them have a certain amount of space between the bottom of the toilet stall partition and the floor. Gloryhole_PRSex (7)The space allows just enough room for a guy to squat down, stick his dick under the partition, and have the guy on the other side reach down to jack him off, suck him off, or be ass fucked. In such places I’d say I’m more of a “jack-him-off-under-the-partition” kind of guy; one who’d prefer – and insist to that dude on the other side (whom I would first have to know) that we make out and/or suck dick in the last stall in that restroom; the larger area stall that’s reserved for disabled and wheel-chaired users. A number of men’s restroom in large corporate and federal government buildings have at least two such stalls.

Once again to be clear, as far as all-out sex in any restroom is concerned I do not engage and choose not to engage in public restroom oral, anal, nor vaginal sex with anonymous people…strangers. Frankly, I heavily frown upon it. I simply have personal health and hygiene concerns and reasons for that. I would never kneel, squat, nor lay down on some nasty, piss, cum, spit and/or fecal matter covered or stained restroom floor simply to put my dick under the partition. Masturbatory sex – that is, jacking/jerking off another man (or participating in a mutual masturbation/jack off session with that man) would be the only kind of public restroom sex in which I would engage with an anonymous person.
(S/N: Though I’m bisexual, I often don’t want females jacking me off because it always takes them too long to get me to cum!)

If you haven’t yet realized it, I tend to be judgmental of those persons who initiate and/or engage in public restroom or interstate expressway rest stop anonymous sex. Mind you, I am not against the act of sex itself. No. I am simply against any and all intentionally careless, reckless, and potentially dangerous practices of sex. I feel this way because for decades, it’s been well documented as fact that anonymous partner sex acts have the great potential of either one or all of the participants transmitting or contracting venereal infections and/or diseases (aka sexually transmitted infections (STIs) or sexual transmitted diseases (STDs)). I simply am not down with that sort of thing.

And now, this humorous break…

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This 3-part series continues here…
Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Part 2) [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-2]
… and concludes here…
Glory Holes & Public Restroom Sex (Part 3) [Dick Spit No. 2018-03-3]

– Renzo

That Moment When…

… you just watched an old selfie-video from a few years ago of you jacking off. You got turned the fuck on so much by your own orgasmic grunts and the video images of your dick shooting a hot load that in real time, your dick gets hard and starts leaking precum.
Now, that’s as hot as fuckin’ hot can be!

*Renzo hits video repeat, eats some precum, and starts jacking off in real time.*

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P/N:  And yes; the “package” shown in this post proudly belongs to yours truly.
– Renzo ♂😏 ♂