That Moment When…

… that look of lust in your friend’s eyes tell you that he’s getting so-o-o-o laid tonight!
TMW_the lustful look in his eyes say everything

That Moment When…

… you’re looking at some gay erotica, become sexually aroused, and were just about to “play with yourself” (i.e. masturbate) when someone either rings your doorbell, knocks on your room door, or your visiting mom or dad downstairs shout out your name. Damn.
TMW_you were just about to-a (GIF)TMW_you were just about to-b (GIF)TMW_you were just about to-c (GIF)TMW_you were just about to-d (GIF)TMW_you were just about to-e (GIF)
             (Don’t fret; the “about-to-masturbate interruptus” has happened to all of us.)

RENZO’S SIDE NOTE: Chance Perdomo, British actorThe gifs in this post are from a scene in Season One of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ Netflix’s darker, so-not-campy version of the 1970’s Archie comic book character, TV cartoon, and later 1990s TV situation comedy series called ‘Sabrina, The Teenage Witch’. Featured in the gifs is character Ambrose Spellman, portrayed by the very handsome and sexy, 22 year-old British actor, Chance Perdomo. In my eyes, Chance certainly qualifies as one of the dudes I’d like to fuck (DILF). In the series, Ambrose is the beloved and trusted pansexual warlock cousin of Sabrina Spellman.

Season Two of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ is scheduled to begin streaming on Netflix on April 5th, 2019.

– Renzo

That Moment When…

… your eyes – and the eyes of your arresting officer, instantly meet during his body search; and the unspoken visual message between you indicates a mutual enjoyment of what’s happening.

TMW_Cop's bodysearch is just right

That Moment When…

…you (or at least some of us older guys)
TMW-Meeting someone you like (RFXP edit)