That Moment When…

Classroom tease

*YOU’RE…
     a)    The class clown (sexual orientation irrelevant), showing everyone how to take sagging to a whole, other level.
     b)   Simply showing the fellas the best, most correct, and the healthiest way to pass gas in class.
     c)    Classify as straight (heterosexual) but are sexually fluid and occasionally likes teasing the fellas.
     d)   Either gay or bisexual AND horny as fuck, yet don’t mind perpetuating the gay stereotype that “all gay and bisexual men are bottoms”. (Which of course we aren’t but many straight (heterosexual) people still won’t acknowledge that fact.)
     e)   Either gay or bisexual and it’s been far too long since a dude tapped your tight ass.
     f)   A shameless bottom indeed (regardless of sexual orientation) … and damn it, it’s way past time every guy in class learn that fact.

If all of the above applies then indeed you’re my kind of fella!
(*Feel free to add your own humorous comments about the photo!)

– Renzo

That Moment When…

… you neglected to lube up, thinking his hungry, young virgin ass was gonna be so-o-o-o easy to stick your dick into. And being the uh…cocky top that you are, it was a sure bet that it would be you who would be breaking him in! Uh-huh. Sure.
Now you’re the one with the broke dick because you couldn’t penetrate that ass as easy as you thought. Staggering in pain, you can’t help but take one last look at that fyne, sweet, smooth, tight, young virgin ass; one that’s still intact; ready to be busted by the dick of some other dude…one who won’t neglect to lube up.
Talk about missed opportunities.
 Damn.
MPSH-3_Broke dick

That Moment When…

… you just watched an old selfie-video from a few years ago of you jacking off. You got turned the fuck on so much by your own orgasmic grunts and the video images of your dick shooting a hot load that in real time, your dick gets hard and starts leaking precum.
Now, that’s as hot as fuckin’ hot can be!

*Renzo hits video repeat, eats some precum, and starts jacking off in real time.*

Renzo's flaccid dick, cojones1(1229x922

P/N:  And yes; the “package” shown in this post proudly belongs to yours truly.
– Renzo ♂😏 ♂

 

That Moment When…

… temptation (in the locker room) says “Hello”… leaving you to decide whether you’d be damned for giving in to it or damned if you don’t.

Locker room temptation1

Locker room temptation2 (GIF)

That Moment When…

… while masturbating, your fantasy (or fantasies) takes you to the point of being more than simple sexual imagination. In fact, you’ve been so mentally creative and have been edging for so long, that you allow your mind to fool you into thinking that you can feel the actual weight of another dude on top of you; that he’s actually fucking that dick-hungry ass hole you’ve been massaging and either finger or dildo fucking for the past half hour or so.
Wow. What a fantasy!
Or was it? Could it be that you’re having sex with a…a…a… ghost?
Hmmm…
Whatever. Refocus your mind on the…uh… task in hand!

When you bust (and you will bust) it won’t matter so much whether you blew a huge cum load (though that in itself would be sweet). All you’d want – and certainly will expect, is for your orgasm to be intense as fuck… with many post-orgasmic waves to follow.
Fuck yeah!

– Renzo

Ghost sex_M2M

 

That Moment When…

… you [riding the streets with your homie/best friend] can boldly ask another guy whom either or perhaps both of you happen to find attractive, whether or not that guy has sex with men; to then find that said attractive guy is so fuckin’ kool that he takes your question – and an added compliment about his good lookswithout offense.
That’s sweet as fuck!  If it were like this everywhere there’d be less bigotry and more love in the world!

– Renzo