That Moment When…

… you’re looking at some gay erotica, become sexually aroused, and were just about to “play with yourself” (i.e. masturbate) when someone either rings your doorbell, knocks on your room door, or your visiting mom or dad downstairs shout out your name. Damn.
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             (Don’t fret; the “about-to-masturbate interruptus” has happened to all of us.)

RENZO’S SIDE NOTE: Chance Perdomo, British actorThe gifs in this post are from a scene in Season One of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ Netflix’s darker, so-not-campy version of the 1970’s Archie comic book character, TV cartoon, and later 1990s TV situation comedy series called ‘Sabrina, The Teenage Witch’. Featured in the gifs is character Ambrose Spellman, portrayed by the very handsome and sexy, 22 year-old British actor, Chance Perdomo. In my eyes, Chance certainly qualifies as one of the dudes I’d like to fuck (DILF). In the series, Ambrose is the beloved and trusted pansexual warlock cousin of Sabrina Spellman.

Season Two of ‘The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ is scheduled to begin streaming on Netflix on April 5th, 2019.

– Renzo

That Moment When…

… your eyes – and the eyes of your arresting officer, instantly meet during his body search; and the unspoken visual message between you indicates a mutual enjoyment of what’s happening.

TMW_Cop's bodysearch is just right

That Moment When…

…you (or at least some of us older guys)
TMW-Meeting someone you like (RFXP edit)

That Moment When…

Classroom tease

*YOU’RE…
     a)    The class clown (sexual orientation irrelevant), showing everyone how to take sagging to a whole, other level.
     b)   Simply showing the fellas the best, most correct, and the healthiest way to pass gas in class.
     c)    Classify as straight (heterosexual) but are sexually fluid and occasionally likes teasing the fellas.
     d)   Either gay or bisexual AND horny as fuck, yet don’t mind perpetuating the gay stereotype that “all gay and bisexual men are bottoms”. (Which of course we aren’t but many straight (heterosexual) people still won’t acknowledge that fact.)
     e)   Either gay or bisexual and it’s been far too long since a dude tapped your tight ass.
     f)   A shameless bottom indeed (regardless of sexual orientation) … and damn it, it’s way past time every guy in class learn that fact.

If all of the above applies then indeed you’re my kind of fella!
(*Feel free to add your own humorous comments about the photo!)

– Renzo