Saturday’s Options (6)

MP SatOpts-1 (Winter carwash fun)

Over at my friend Roger P.’s blog called ReNude Pride (click the blog title or here for the link), Roger writes an interesting article about a fun winter time activity called S’Naked.

S’Naked is a portmanteau word, blending the two words “snow” and “naked”. Now, if you’re neither a nudist nor a naturist then neither the word nor the winter activity “s’naked” will mean a thing to you. (Which is too bad because doing almost anything in the nude that’s relatively safe can be fun and relaxing!) However, for the rest of us who always look for or find any reason to shed our clothing, an activity like “s’naked” – or doing just about anything in the nude (again, that’s relatively safe) – or which is as close to nudity as possible, would be fun.
NOTE: Take neither shame nor shyness in showing your physical nakedness, regardless of how others see or might perceive and/or judge your physical appearance or attributes!

Now, apologies to my dear fellow and longtime naked blogging friend, Roger but my playtime in the winter wouldn’t be in the snow; well, let me clarify: it would not be like the fun shown or implied in the photos of the hot guys featured in Roger’s S’Naked article. Mind you, I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m being a wuss or a pussy about doing the s’naked thing. Granted, I am a nudist and, when reasonably (and legally) possible, I try to practice naturism, too. However, I have my limits on what I will and will not do while nude, especially when I’m outside/outdoors. You see, I’m a much older man now and frankly, fucking around or (to make up a word Roger might use) s’naked-ing (naked in the snow) – particularly in ice-cold temperatures, or worse, in below-zero temperatures (such as those we often have during winter in Michigan), without wearing a stitch of protective clothing of some sort, simply would not be a wise nor a healthy thing for me. Besides, I’m hoping to live as long, if not longer than my friend Roger. I also have a selfish desire to still look sexy and somewhat physically desirable when I hit my 90s. LOL! (What do you say to that, Rog?) (*sends playful slap to Roger’s cold, naked butt.*) Of course, I’m all for watching other guys get naked and frolic in the snow. Oh, fuck yeah! Go for it, guys! My camera is ready! *snickers*

Still, not to worry fellas! I haven’t completely abandoned my winter outdoor fun. Nope! At least once a week, when it’s bright and sunny, and outside temperatures in winter are anywhere between 35 and 50 degrees – above zero, you may find me dressed – not in a winter coat, gloves, and ear muffs, but instead wearing a pair of jeans (no underwear, because I do not wear underwear with jeans), sneakers (no socks), a hoodie (t-shirt underneath) and my favorite skull-cap (to help retain the body heat I already have and to protect my completely bald head). You’ll find me conducting a manual or hand washing of my car or perhaps driving through my favorite automatic car wash station. After the car has been washed, the next thing you’ll find me doing is vacuuming the car interior, followed by me doing the final detail of drying all my car windows. Next, I’m doing a detailed clean wipe-down of the chrome rims on my tires. (Yes, I’m that particular about my car!) I wash my car several times during the winter months. I do that not only to keep it looking good (because I prefer and enjoy driving a clean car) but more importantly to wash away all the paint-eating, rust-causing salt residue and dirty snow, ice, and slush debris that splashed on and under my car as I drove the streets and which was splashed on and under my car by other vehicles.

In short, if I were a much younger man, and outside winter temperatures were as I’ve stated earlier, I might be more like the guy in the photo posted in this article: semi-naked, wearing only pair of briefs or (more preferably) boxers, and a warm cap. I’d be dressed just enough to be comfortable, sexy, and while looking a bit odd or crazy for winter, still sexually appealing to any onlookers.

Enjoy your Saturday!

– Renzo

*DILF: Justin Bieber

[Dick Spit No. 2017-05] Aight. I admit it: Among many of the adult male and female human beings I find attractive – both physically and intellectually, included among them is an attraction for younger males; guys who – ideally and preferably, look or at least appear to be between the ages of say, 20 through 25. Of course, there are a number of beautiful-looking teen-aged boys who range in ages 17 to 19 years old but I have absolutely no psychological or sexual interest in them. I have a skill and a strong mindset to instinctively and automatically ignore, not pursue, and certainly not flirt or mess with any male whom I know or even remotely suspect is a minor, nor with any male who happens to appear and/or behave that young. Uh-huh. Nope. I know jail bait when I can see or sense it! (More about potential jail bait later.)

Here’s the thing: I know physical human beauty when I see it. Still, at my age I prefer, would continue to pursue and have sex with, and – should the opportunity ever present itself, date guys who are physically and/or (preferably) intellectually in the age group of mid-30s and up. My cutoff of that pursuit would probably be guys who are in their mid-to-late 60s since I prefer not to sex or date any man who is ten or more years older than me. I understand that some people may or will disagree with my reasoning and I’m fine with that.

Now, on to my thoughts about Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber-1 (age 21,underwear, sleep, inked)
Let me make clear for the record that I do not personally know Canadian singer and songwriter Justin Bieber. I wouldn’t mind meeting him but I’m neither a fan, listener, nor collector of his work. It’s not that his music is “too young” for me (it is) but his work simply has never appealed to me musically.

Justin Drew Bieber was born on March 1, 1994. As of this blog article that makes him 23 years old. When Justin became “legal aged” a few years earlier, I saw a number of nasty and disparaging things on social media said about the young man. Justin Bieber-2 (nude)Such comments all came from same-gender-loving (SGL) men. Those guys were each entitled to their opinions about Justin but I can’t recall reading a comment from any one of them which said that given a chance, they would sleep with Justin. Now, I suppose during the course of Justin’s career, some of his actual and alleged negative activities brought a lot of the harsh attitudes he receives upon himself. Still, since I don’t know the man nor am I part of his inner circle and environment, I can’t put much if any stock or belief in half the shit I read about him on social media and in the tabloids. Frankly, I don’t care how Justin chooses to live and conduct his life. I don’t care so long as he isn’t directly hurting anyone or doing anything which would or which might negatively impact or burden general society.

The bottom line:
Justin Bieber-3 (fapping GIF) Regardless of how any SGL man might feel about Justin Bieber, if given the opportunity there are some of us – myself shamelessly included, who wouldn’t mind fucking him. I just feel we ought to be seriously real and honest with ourselves about that.

– Renzo

(*Dudes I’d Like to Fuck (DILF) is the first of a Masculine Perspectives series.)

A Word About Fuck Buddies

[Dick Spit No. 2017-04] No matter how good the sex, no fuck buddy or “friend with benefits” who is suffering with a crisis of conscience is ever worth having or keeping in your life. Dump such motherfuckers already and move on.
Seriously.
– Renzo

A Crisis of Conscience

 

Saggers: My Love-Hate Mindset

Saggers_Love-Hate photo1We’ve all seen them: guys, usually between the ages of teens to (most sadly) their late 30s (and hopefully not older) who sag or low-ride their trousers (long or short) in public. Sagging or low-riding is a manner of wearing trousers, jeans, and pants (e.g. khakis, chinos, et al) which sag so that the top of the trousers and jeans, et al, are significantly positioned below the waist, sometimes revealing much of the wearer’s underwear (if any are worn). Men who sag in this manner or style of dress are called saggers or low-riders.

Sagging is predominantly a male fashion. A female’s wearing of low-rise jeans to reveal their G-string underwear is not generally described as sagging. Sagging, a much younger man’s fashion trend, originated in or around the mid-to-late 1990s. The trend still exists (unfortunately) as a popular part of fashion for many young men today. I think it’s shameful, if not self-embarrassing for any man older than say, age 29, to sag his trousers in public…unless of course, he’s at a beach.

Saggers_Love-Hate photo4

I have a psychological love-hate mindset regarding young guys who sag their trousers or jeans in public. I call it a love-hate mindset because depending hugely on whether I find the sagger himself physically attractive – and especially if he is or appears to be freeballing (i.e., not wearing underwear), I’m often sexually aroused by what I see. It’s nothing but pure sexual lust on my part whenever I see whom I consider a handsome guy dressed in trousers, jeans, khakis, or chinos, and who in my assessment, has a nice-looking ass; one that’s covered either by a pair of underwear briefs, boxer-briefs, or a jockstrap. That scene – and my sexual arousal – is made all the better when I notice that the guy isn’t wearing underwear, thus allowing to show a patch of pubic hair below his abdomen and/or the crack or split of his butt. And I find tan lines on a guy’s behind especially sweet. Any number of sexually erotic things can cross my mind at that particular moment, especially if I’m horny. This explains the love part of my love-hate mindset about saggers.

Saggers_Love-Hate photo3The hate part of my love-hate mindset about saggers is when I see nothing at all physically attractive about the person whose sagging. I’m just not aroused. Instead in that moment, I may be a bit disgusted by the sight of seeing that person not wear his trousers properly while in public.

CHECK IT: I can’t give a better explanation of my love-hate mindset and position about guys who sag their trousers in public. It simply is what it is. Now, I don’t care if a guy sags his trousers as a guest in my home or in their own home. Fuck, I do that too! In fact, I think many of us guys sag at home or at a friend’s house – simply as a matter of personal comfort.

I don’t expect many readers to understand or even to agree with my love-hate mindset or position about men who sag their trousers in public but then, they don’t have to.

– Renzo

Saturday’s Options (2)

MP SatOpts-2 (Netflix & chill)
Netflix and chill
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Definition: An internet slang term used as an invitation to watch Netflix together and is often used as a euphemism to have sex, either between partners or casually as a “booty call” (have sex).
Example: “Hey, John (or Jill), you wanna come over to my place tonight? We can, you know… Netflix and chill.”

If you didn’t know the meaning of this term before, you do now. (You’re welcome.)
Now, try to plan your future Saturday evening activities accordingly.
Have fun!

– Renzo

Doing a Nasty Thing in the Men’s Room

[Dick Spit No. 2017-03] Here is a dirty little confession. It’s about something I used to do in my teens and twenties. By the time I got near my thirties, this particular act was no longer sexually thrilling to me – even though seeing evidence that others had done it still makes me semi-hard.

I (shamefully?) admit to having several times been one of the many so-called nasty fucks who has jerked off in a men’s restroom then shot my hot cum load either on the side of the wall of the stall I was using, on that stall’s partition, on the stall door, or on the floor. Like many fellas who, uh… came before me (pun intended), I too, would just leave it there. I remember how fuckin’ sexy and hot it was adding my own man juice to the already dried, crusted cum or perhaps still wet cum (seeing wet cum was hotter) dripping down the vertical surface of the stall walls or situated in small splotches on the floor. I mean, c’mon; What dude reading this hasn’t done this deed at least once?
*sigh*

It’s fine if there are a few of you who has never done this but don’t judge those of us who have. There are far worse things, you know!

Dick spit shot on restroom partition, wall
ANYWAY…. if it’s any…consolation – not that I give a damn about anyone’s judgment of me, I’ve never once sprayed my load on the toilet seat. That thing already has enough germs and what-not on it. Besides, back when I used to do this deed, I didn’t want to make more pre-shit prep work for the next dude who may have rushed in after me and needed to take a shit.

– Renzo

 

A Personal Milestone (at Tumblr)

 

MOEP Promo (11NOV 2017)

Today, I made my 3000th post on my Tumblr blog Male Oriented Erotica & Perspectives (MOEP). (Link: www. male-oep.tumblr. com) To commemorate the occasion, I posted the following message on that blog to my followers:

“Since its launch on February 23, 2014, MOEP has always served and will continue to serve me (as long as Tumblr Admin will allow) as a personal hobby. I’ve never been interested in post-competitions, nor in achieving or in beating some kind of silly record of blog “likes” or “followers”, nor have I ever been interested in trying to outdo other bloggers in terms of photo content covering some particular [sexual] content. None of that is why I created this blog. Besides, I’m too old, too smart, too psychologically secure, and definitely too experienced with the reality of life to ever allow myself to get involved in or swept up in that kind of petty and vain bullshit. I simply post and/or share on this blog the kind of content that I find pleasing to my eyes…. which of course, comes with a natural hope that other Tumblr bloggers and visitors will also like the content I’ve posted or shared here.

I’ve always noticed one odd thing about Tumblr bloggers: the inconsistent loyalty factor. People on Tumblr will follow a blog for a while then later unfollow the moment the author of said blog isn’t posting content as often as the follower blogger would like or when that author isn’t posting the kind of photo content which the follower blogger is looking to see or wants to see. I find it strange but, it’s all good. Everything offered in life isn’t for everybody all of the time. This is why I am content with the fact that I do not post content on MOEP for the necessary purpose of pleasing my followers or other blog visitors. As owner and author of this blog, all content posted here is because it pleased me first; I’m simply sharing it on Tumblr – as well as on my recently launched new blog called Masculine Perspectives. I think pleasing one’s self first should be the primary intent of every blog owner/author – whether their blog is on Tumblr or elsewhere. (This is why I tend to ignore comments from people who complain about the content I post here or who try to “suggest” what I should/should not do on this blog.) As I said, this blog is my hobby and as such, I always have to be happy and satisfied with whatever I do here otherwise I just won’t do it.

I appreciate those of you who stay and choose to [continue] follow MOEP. I am grateful for your patience with regard to what I choose to post and how often I post here. I also appreciate that many of you realize that I, like many other bloggers, do have a life outside of Tumblr and, like all hobbies, sometimes one has to set aside the hobby toys in order to live life, deal with its many responsibilities, and participate in many other pleasures life offers.

Thank you all for “liking” the content posted on MOEP, for following this blog (I’m also trying to return the “follow” favor of your blogs as time allows), as well as for your kind comments and for your support of me expressing myself as I see fit. I’ll always be grateful.”

– RFX (Renzo)